And I’ll replace them with the best and last faucet you’ll ever need.
- Have I gone goofy?
Perhaps I have. But let me start by saying you have a lovely home. How do I know? Because I only sent this letter to people whose homes are what I call “outstanding.” I chose certain neighborhoods with certain architecture and charm. I know your area, and love it.
But in many of the homes we service, I often see something very un-charming: The bath or kitchen fixtures. Of course, I’m a plumber, so I notice these things. Yet, I’m not the only one…
If you look around your home as if you were a guest, you might agree. Your beautiful home deserves equally beautiful fixtures. Fixtures are a very important part of the character and quality of your home. You depend on them to deliver water, without leaks or squeaks. You also don’t want a “cheap” look or feel.
So I’m offering to rid you of those old, dated fixtures. (Or like I said, “ugly” is a great excuse, too!) And I want to pay you $25 for the honor. I’ll “trade in” that old beast and put in the finest – and I mean it – the finest faucet you’ll ever own.
We’ve got hundreds of options to choose from, straight from the pages of those high-end home décor magazines. They all carry manufacturer’s warranties: no more drips or eyesores, guaranteed!
(My wife found several that she loved. Yep, I gave in, and now we enjoy them daily!) I’m sure that you can find one that’s perfectly YOU.
I’m sure you can find one that’s “you.”
Just fill out this form online, email us at email@example.com or give us a call at (530)343-0330 and we’ll send you a free “Style Review” to help you. We’ll also give you some free friendly phone advice. And if you decide you want one of these plumbing marvels, we’ll trade in old “Squeaky Leaky” for $25! (We train our techs with them.)
Please call: We’re dying to share the beauty and quality of these fixtures! Remember, we get hundreds of plumbing catalogs; it is our business to know quality. These are the best, and they’re not in the discount stores. Doesn’t your home deserve it? Call to find out more.
Almost forgot – Your “Stay Happy” Guarantee from Earl’s Plumbing: If in 30 days you decide you prefer your old faucet, we’ll re-install it and give you a 100% refund. We want you to be super-satisfied with your faucets and with Earl’s Plumbing! Just fill out this form online, email us at firstname.lastname@example.org give us a call at (530)343-0330 now for your no-obligation info.